We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
