Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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