lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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