$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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