Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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