Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Panties = found
Randomize
