laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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