The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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