She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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