So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Actions speak louder than pants.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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