Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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