Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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