i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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