Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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