once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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