Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Randomize
