i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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