Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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