no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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