So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
