girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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