I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
