So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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