It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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