Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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