Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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