why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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