just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Just high enough for therapy.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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