Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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