so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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