it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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