so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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