I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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