she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Operation Purity has been aborted
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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