mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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