Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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