Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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