Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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