Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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