I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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