Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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