bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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