I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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