i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
