THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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