he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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