Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i dont even know how to be here
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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