And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
only if we run a train.
done.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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