I just pynch a tree in the face
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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