His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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