handjob tips. give me some.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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