I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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