woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He has the fingertips of a God
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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