I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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